The Most Serene Republic of The hevyest metal is a massive, safe nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.468 billion hevyest metalians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 71.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving hevyest metalian economy, worth 108 trillion kronor a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,754 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, the atmosphere in hevyest metalian boardrooms is turning more gay, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage', and you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The hevyest metal's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
The hevyest metal is ranked 6,177th in the world and 9th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 127.79 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : The hevyest metal was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, you can't put down the nation's attitude to pet health.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, the government has stated an intention to min-max its stats for 'teh pwnage'.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, the atmosphere in hevyest metalian boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, the recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, the The hevyest metal City Prison Revue puts on a better stage show than anything in the Theatre District.
- : The hevyest metal was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport, Most Cultured, Largest Publishing Industry, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
- : Following new legislation in The hevyest metal, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 10 » 
Ysengrim, 
Pauline Bonaparte, 
Northeast Sontario, 
Ulyde, 
Fenteu, 
Ciskavkazia, 
Ben Bridge, 
Ladratia, 
Reside, and 
Rattanathailand.
